It's just the way I roll.

stick your head up a fuck off

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Europeans:
I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
Americans:
I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
#australians:
i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay